I'm not sure I understand this Spring Break contest exactly, but I'll tell you who wins - everybody.

Animal porn? Nah, just a horny dog.

Who says senior military colleges don't have a sense of humor?

Boys Gone Violent at Spring Break

"Spring Break 2004 at Illinois State University. Their break was over, but mine had just begun, so I went running and screaming into classrooms for fun!"

Spring Break Hotel Bed Jumping gone wrong.

"My friend went to Cancun for Spring Break and got his nipple pierced in Señor Frogs. 8 months later, the nipple became infected and we decided to cut the ring out ourselves." There's a lesson...

"Hell yeah....drunk girls in Florida on spring break! They won $100 for this shit!"

"My parents wrapped my girlfriend in a giant box for my birthday. She popped out just as I returned home from Spring break. Most suprised I have been in my whole life."

What's the ass-iest thing you can beer bong? This guy does pickle juice and vodka.

"It's the World Series of Beer Pong. My partner, Matt Morgan, entered the last cup challenge. To win he had to hit all 3 cups in under 9 seconds (the record at the time)." He won a free spring...